Little Miss MoffetSits on a deposit, Of many fans feels each day.Then along came a spider,And inspired the writer,So Sherlock and John are now gay.
Or to the tune of “London Bridge” the nursery rhyme: 
Sherlock Holmes is falling down,falling down, falling down. Sherlock Holmes is falling down, 'cause Moooriiiaaarty. 

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Wow, look at all this free time I have on my hands. 

Little Miss Moffet
Sits on a deposit, 
Of many fans feels each day.
Then along came a spider,
And inspired the writer,
So Sherlock and John are now gay.

Or to the tune of “London Bridge” the nursery rhyme: 

Sherlock Holmes is falling down,
falling down, falling down. 
Sherlock Holmes is falling down,
'cause Moooriiiaaarty. 


Wow, look at all this free time I have on my hands.